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Two or multiple women having sex
Alison was so horny so she went and got 400 dollars from her savings and went to the stop club she paid for a private room and ask for the sexiest, lustrous, biggest, and hardest female that could sex her up, she paid and extra 200 dollars for the woman to fuck her hard. Alison went into the room and there were two sexy women in thongs standing there. She pulled all of her clothes off and opened her legs wide.
Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her
Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”
After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”
Alison had never seen one so huge before
It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to
She went again the next day
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A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.
Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.
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Getting it while on a train. The railroad version of the Mile High Club. Taken from the term "mile post," the railroad equivalent of highway mile markers. Applies to intercity and commuter trains (Amtrak, Metra, Metro North, etc.).
1. I joined the milepost club on the Amtrak train to New York last night.
2. Sex life dull and boring? Try riding the train and joining the mile post club.
3. You've banged 3 girls on a plane? Well, I banged 7 girls on Amtrak on one train trip from New York to LA. The benefits of being a member of the mile post club.
4. I never had time to pursue my sexual fantasies before I joined the mile post club. Now I get it every night on my commute on Metra from Chicago to Homewood.
The legal delivery of Medical Marijuana and other Marijuana products. Legal in California. The only legal way to have your medical marijuana delivered discretely, legaly and quickly to your home or office.
Hey Mary, Help! My mom is sick and needs her medical marijuana, but with all the dispenseries closed, where am i to look?
Jane, you need to call Cannabis Club Delivery. Google it.
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When a couple has sex so loud and hard that sheetrock falls from the wall and any person(s) in the apartment or house where the sex act is taking place cannot sleep, watch TV, or anything else due to the distraction. Derived from the film Fight Club, when Tyler Durden fucks Marla Singer so hard that the whole house shakes.
My roomate fucked his girlfriend Fight Club Style last night. I didn't sleep a wink.
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Club penguin island is a competitive multiplayer pvp video game. The plot is that nazi-terrorists are killing people one hostage at a time and it is your job a elite-delta-tatical-spec-ops-recon-counter-nazi-terrorist to stop them. In this game you are pitted against other players in 2v64 matches. It is game has many innovations compared to it's predecessor such as destructible environment, improved graphics, DLC, microtransactions, season pass and it's open world. This game comes with loot boxes that give you a 0.000000001% chance of getting the thing you want. If you buy the season pass you get the least popular DLC for three months and if you buy the premium-deluxe-platium-defintive-game of the year edition of the game you get the base game. If you pre-ordered the game you got DLC that should have been in the base game. This game has been highly regarded for it's tedious tasks that generate very little exp.
Memeulous:"Wagan bois and today we are playing Club penguin island with Ali-a."
10/10,
IGN.
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After 2 or more people take a crap in someone elses toilet, one right after another and leave it unflushed , the owner of the toilet unknowingly walks into the bathroom and finds multiple dumps piled high in his home toilet, and now has become an official full member of the "pile high club"
While Doug was at work, James and Jeff both dropped dueces in Dougs crapper. When Doug got home and hit the can, he discovered he had been accepted into the "pile high club"...his girlfriend was not impresssed.
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