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Dont know much about you but like wanna smash??
Friend:put it in already stop teasing me
Jackson porter:*already balls deep and about to nut* 🙃
Mariella is the sweetest most beautiful, gorgeous and stunning person in the whole world; she is caring, sweet kind and very sexy. ;) She has a high chance of being a gamer girl and if so she is 100x hotter. She always knows where she is going in life. She is very intense and strong on the outside but on the inside she a soft girl who is just *muah* and I love her very much!
wow, thats a Mariella Jackson!!
this ones a gamer girl so she's extra sexy!!
oh shit my pants came off!!
Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.
To blow or splatter a messy, large surface area semen filled load on a sexual partner.
As I was about to finish, I pulled out and Jackson Pollocked all over her face.
A gaseous bout of diarrhea that speckles the entire toilet bowl.
I just Jackson Pollocked that toilet.
1. n. Painter in the abstract expressionist movement. Reclusive alcoholic who died in an alcohol related car accident. A sick genius.
2. n. and v. Explosive diarrhea.
Friend 1: Dude. Stomach flu. Totally fluid. Totally spraying all over. I am so sick I just Jackson Pollocked the toilet, the tub and the bathroom wall. Just emailed a photo. I am a sick genius.
Friend 2: Wow. That wall is harshed. That is a Jackson Pollock.
pizza pizzaria diarrhea gross shit sick
oliver jackson cohn is a name of a famous person
me: oliver jackson cohn get over here. him: no