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A sexual act similar to the Alabama Hot Pocket. The man spreads the woman's vagina and shits in it, he then gives her head and tries to scoop out the feces with his tounge.
Adam gave Becca one hell of a New Jersey Coal Miner last night after they enjoyed a hearty feast of greasy McDonalds.
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When a group of elderly nudists get together in the basement of Barns and Nobles, in order to discuss future films featuring their beloved hero, Tony Danza.
Hey Tom, if some naked guy asks you to go to a New Jersey Drum circle with them say "no".
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The slutty girls in New Jersey think it is attractive to scrunch their hair and make it curly and hard like hay. They also use a blow dryer in this process which fries the hair and makes it very damaged.
What is up with your hair, you don't pull off the New Jersey whore hair.
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While a man and a woman are having sex the man stops and vomits on the girls kooter and then continues to go to town. Avoid the chunks.
Say girl, I want a New Jersey Pizza roll.
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When someone has a fake tan and Euro style of clothing, while using words such as "bro" and fist pumps when engaged in activities.
Those 4 kids walking down the street are Jersey Shore Whores.
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Someone's anus that has been cut out and is being worn as a ring.
He picked up the knife and made himself a new jersey promise ring.
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See "New Jersey soap pump", except the aforementioned soap pump is reciprocated by the pumpee to the pumper using the the pumper's semen as lubricant for the sump pump.
Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
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