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someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"
This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
Adjective or noun: A dance used to attract a mate; dance moves that exude extreme sex appeal; a person who maintains a high level of eroticism through suggestive and stimulating dance moves.
Man, I haven't been laid in ages. Let's go out tonight so I can dance like a Jordie Pants!
The worst idea anyone could ever have.
Guy 1: This is the worst idea you've ever had!
Guy 2: Nah, cheese pants was my worst, this is a close second.
(Noun) The state of having the specific length of stubble on your legs that actually causes you or someone else physical discomfort.
OMG, my cactus pants are killing me. I'm going to put on some sweats so I don't poke myself in my sleep.
When shmegma leaks through your trousers.
Wow your yogurt pants must be made of cheesecloth. You’ve leaked shmegma onto my car seat!
V-Pants are just shorts. Short-sleeved shirts are called T-Shirts bc they look like a “T”. Short-“sleeved” pants are called V-Pants bc they look like an upside down “V”
Guy 1: what are you gonna wear to the game? It’s like 80 degrees out
Guy 2: just finna wear a t-shit and some v-pants
A term of endearment, usually expressed as a sudden exclamation over a child & not primarily related to looks or appearance, but rather the overall sweetness of the child a combination of behaviors, acts or expressions. Sometimes used when a child does something sweet, but unexpected or surprising. This colloquial phrase expresses the feeling of delight over the child's cuteness by the person making the exclamation. Sometimes expressed (but rarely) over teens or young adults. An American colloquialism.