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A great sandwich for when your on the run.
Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker
joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack
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When the ass is just too round perfect and juicy.
"Damn bruh alicia has got one butterball turkey ass. Scrumptious!"
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Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.
While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.
My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.
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When you get a blow job to completion by your partner on Thanksgiving.
Rachel took every drop this year when I got my turkey day gobbler.
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If you don't know, it's too wild for you.
It starts with wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed.
You've been catching the crazy turkey there in Lindsay's bed
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The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.
Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.
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The distinct smell of turkey dinner when one farts, usually following thanksgiving dinner. Some say it is the one time of year that farts smell good.
Chris, your turkey dinner fart smells delectable.
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