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West Des Moines

A fast-growing, quirky suburb of Des Moines, Iowa.

If Iowa's residents were asked what local city they most loathed, there is strong reason to believe that "West Des Moines" would be the most popular answer. Words often used to describe the city are "wealthy", "trendy", "arrogant", and "modern".

As of 2007, West Des Moines' city council is the highest paid in the nation for a city its size (it is followed closely by Albany, the capitol of New York), but when one examines the city's recent growth it becomes apparent why this is so. The city has demonstrated jaw-dropping growth over the past 5 years, constructing what is currently the largest shopping mall in Iowa, the national headquarters for Wells Fargo Bank, and a plethora of smaller businesses also located near the aforementioned mall within this time period.

Valley High School of West Des Moines has in recent years dominated high school sports and academic competitions, much to the ire of native residents throughout the rest of the state, whose local high school teams routinely face unrelenting punishment from "those damned Valley Kids". In 2006 Valley High School's football team was ranked as one of the top 3 in the nation (state champions in Iowa), and in the same year Valley High School's mock trial team won their national championship. The debate team is also nationally renowned as well as the marching band and orchestra (which earned recognition from the Grammy Association in 2002).

West Des Moines' strong growth and education system can largely be attributed to the area's large but unevenly distributed wealth. The richest residents tend to live on the west side of the town while the poorer, more established residents often reside in the eastern Valley Junction area. Surprisingly there is remarkably little class conflict or animosity, however many residents are uncomfortable with being labeled as rich or arrogant by outsiders, and often go out of their way to prove themselves contrary to this common stereotype within Iowa.

Check out that arrogant prick, I bet he's from West Des Moines.

by Samson801 November 30, 2007

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6th West Ashton

The top floor of Ashton Hall at Seattle Pacific University. Also used as a degrading term.

Guy: "You girls are sexy and I like boobs. Make me a sandwich."

Girls: "Oh my god, that tool must totally be from 6th West Ashton. What a douche."

by ibrokeabass March 11, 2011

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Upper West Side

The best place to live in NYC. Just as rich but not as snobby as the east side of Manhattan.

west side rox my sox

by westie May 21, 2005

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University of West Georgia

The biggest four year party you will ever attend.

The most beautiful shit hole in Georgia.

University of West Georgia: Majors include pre engineering, beer pong, education, beer pong, business, beer pong, music, and beer pong.

by universityofwestgeorgia October 31, 2008

80๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


west street risotto

Patches of sick as created by drunken revellers on chav mecca - West Street - in Brighton, UK.

I was walking down the street on Saturday night and I had to dodge three west street risottos!

by cupboardy303 May 21, 2009

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Kanye West VMA

a fucked up gayfish who is a racist piece of shit and ruined taylor swift's first vma with his goddamn comment about beyonce getting an awesome award. im not saying beyonce is bad, but kanye, you should be fucking banned from every damn vma there ever fucking is, unless you made them fucking shut it down because you were such a racist bitch!!

Taylor Swift: Thank you so much for giving me a chance to win a VMA award...
Kanye: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'm a let you finish, but Beyonce had one of dem best videos of all time. ONE OF DA BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME.

Luckily, Beyonce wasn't so much of a bitch and let Taylor have her winning moment.

Beyonce: I remember being 17 years old, up for my first MTV award, and it was one of the most exciting moments in my life. So I'd like for Taylor to come on out and have her moment.

That was the shit of Kanye West VMA.

by TrevSwev September 14, 2009

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West Coast Stupidity

A phrase describing far left socialist irrationality typically found in liberals who live on the West Coast of the United States. Opposition to traditional American values, gun ownership, and traditional marriage being the norm. Willingness to sacrifice the rights of the individual to further globalist environmentalist agendas.

Paying thousands more for a hybrid car is pure West Coast Stupidity.

by poyfectpecker April 8, 2019

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