Imagine a dog eating mg horse shit then throwing it up and then a bird eating it and shitting back out. That’s the definition of Grant County middle school. The teachers are rapists, narcissistic assholes. Who do nothing but care for themselves and are only there for money. The water is not filtered, the food is old, and the milk is usually spoiled. This is the definition of hell in a school.
Person number one: wanna experience hell?
Person number two: I already go to Grant county middle school.
Also known as the ugliest county in American and formerly known as and is sometimes still referred to, as Redneck County; people from all over Minnesota and close-by states live here. Farming? Rednecks? Few badasses? Mexicans? Canadians? They have em' all.
"Hey you're a redneck, you must be from Red Lake County!"
Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.
what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.
if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
1: “have you heard about wolfe county, ky?”
2: “yeah. that’s where the rednecks live.”
Area north of Peters Mountain in Dauphin County Pennsylvania; Consists of Halifax, Millersburg, Elizabethville, Berrysburg, Lykens, Williamstown, Wiconisco, Pillow, and Gratz.
I can't find any good pizza up here. You must be in Upper Dauphin County.
A community college located in Cheyenne, Wyoming.
My friend just started attending Laramie County Community College.
A really nice place located in Southern California nearby Los Angeles!
The weather is always nice, and everything is nearby- mountains, beaches, LA, Disneyland, and (my personal favorite) Universal Studios (aka where that awesome harry potter ride is)!!
I live in irvine which is one of the safest cities in the country (and yet I still got my bike stolen..) and it's overall really nice!
Even though it's typically considered as a sort of "bubble" with it being one of the safest cities in the US and how rich the city is, if you look past all the rows of beige irvine company apartments and perfectly trimmed lawns it's a really nice city!
Laguna beach is a nice city also, they have a nice boba place called Tippy's (I think) which I recommend even though they recently changed the menu and took away a lot of items unfortunately. Uhh there's a lot of like homeless people there which is a bit weird but honestly this is pretty much the best beach other than crystal cove.
Crystal cove is (I think) part of laguna beach, and is arguably the best beach in orange county. It takes a very short hike from the parking to get there and you get to the beach! There is a really nice restaurant called beachcombers there which is literally on the beach, like a few feet away from the sand. Also I suggest going to Ruby's Shake Shack at sunset!
Aaanyway if you ever decide to visit orange county um yea! I hope this is useful in some way!! (had to cut this short bc word count)
Goodbye!
"Hey I live in Orange County !"
"Oh you live nearby Disneyland and Laguna Beach???"
"Yeah!!!!!"
Placing one's hands behind one's back - wrists crossed - and consuming what is in front of you (food, alcohol)in the tradition of an old county fair eating contest.
"Looks like you're having a little trouble getting that cake into your mouth Susie; why don't you just put down the fork and county-fair-it?