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David Ibbertson the cowardly backstabbing piece of shit that is Jabba's double
You know jabba the cunt is about the ground is shaking
Someone who is such a boring cunt that you need a whole 3 syllables to express it.
All Steve does is play with his dick all day with his windows shut, hes such a cunt muggler.
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A woman that somehow thinks she is the gatekeeper of facts and her opinion is that of higher value than anyone and anything. They think that because they work under the CEO they should be treated like royalty.
Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.
A females that will sleep with your man and smile in your face.
That cunt-whorisum slept with my man
Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls
You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!
No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!
the grossest thing you could ever find on a vagina. its the solidified discharge forming on the outside of the lips.
causes of the cunt scab could be one or all of the following
- prolonged fucking
- neglecting to bathe the pussy
- frequent daydreaming about david hasselhoff causing you to glaze your seat, not cleaning it up and letting it dry as a hard, white crust, resembling feta cheese
treatment of the cunt scab is easy. simply sit in a warm tub and rip it off quickly - like a bandaid. you don't want it getting caught in the hair.
also, cunt scab can be used as an insult.
man that was a sweet orgy. too bad for tina though... she's gonna have major cunt scabs.
**tina sits down** "ouch!"
craig - "hey tina what's wrong?"
tina - "damn i think my cunt scab just ripped off!!"
teacher: "okay put away your books, time for a pop quiz"
tommy: "fuckin' cunt scab"
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