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shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

telling someone older to shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

sdasgdfgasd: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

qqqqqqqqetwrfghssg: shoot yourself you retarded prehistoricmesopotamiantablet

old guy: fucking kill yourselves

by sillycat13 May 4, 2023

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Slippery Shooting Sunday

When a group of three or more people get together on a sunday for an messy sexual experience. First everyone takes excessive amounts of laxatives then waits for the laxatives to work and everyone then takes turns having anal sex with each other and switching partners while the diarhea explodes out everywhere.

Jack: "Hey Will, are you coming over for slippery shooting sunday"
Will: "no man i had too help clean off your couch last week and i couldnt take a normal poop for four days"

by Sexualweekdays September 3, 2011

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mute em and shoot em

An aboriginal person

Look at that mute em and shoot em

by Certified racists August 19, 2024


Shooting Yolks

To ejaculate

Damn, that ass was phat! I was shooting yolks in 5 minutes!

by whale358 August 9, 2023


I’ve taken eagle shoot

Another way to say “rootintootin’ eagle shootin”.

Person 1: Hey, I’ve taken Eagle Shoot.
Person 2: Oh, so you’ve been rootintootin’ eagle shootin’?
Person 1: Begone thot.

by penspen January 10, 2018


a shooting star

some one who kills themselves due to pressure

Oh her, she's bound to be a shooting star

by drakestar September 15, 2022


shoot your goomy

Used in Adventure time fanfiction smut, is the equivalent of screaming Cum! or Fill me up! in Japanese hentai

I-I'm getting close...

Oh, goddd do it! Shoot your Goomy Finn!

by darqdjinn November 23, 2016