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1st guy:hows that pea soup taste micky.
2nd guy:you fuckin wanker i knew this tasted like piss
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A common meal for broke pot-heads consisting of the inside or "guts" of a dutch master cigar and hot water.
"Man, i got the munchies but we don't have any money for food!"
"Just cook up some dutch gut soup, looks like that's all we'll be eating for a while."
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The act of vomiting inside a woman's vagina, eating her out, and then vigorously fornicating her without any showers in between steps. Optional: The woman may wish to use PVC piping to open the male's anus and perform the same act on him, only she uses a strap-on.
Jeff gave a Philippino transgender hooker a Mississippi soup kitchen upon her request. She returned the favor upon Jeff's request.
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1. A song by Markus E-bear
2. What you say after a lady, like a waitress, gets her breasts in your soup.
1. Tits in my soup, Tit-tits in my soup.
2. *waitress bends over to grab plates*
you - Hey i was going to eat that!
her - Oh sorry! Do you want some more?
you - No woman! Go back to the kitchen
*she walks away in shame while you throw your bread sticks at her*
you - *whispers to friend* Tits in my soup >:D
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When a person lights there partner’s bush on fire, then forcibly vomits on their crotch. After the the person scrapes of the vomit and charred hair and puts it into a bowl of warm water. Both add their fecal matter to the bowl. Then the bowl with the contents in it is microwaved for 10 minutes which excretes a wonderful aroma into the kitchen of the couple. The couple then eats it for dinner and later they take turns vomiting it into each other’s mouths.
Hey what are you and Tina having for dinner tomorrow night?
Oh just the usual, Patagonian Tumbleweed Soup!
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Soup made out of dickholes. Thinly sliced tips of dickholes. Similar to
Spaghettios. OR soul from a dickholes.
I'm starving, I could go for a steaming hot bowl of dick hole soup.
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oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.
When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"
Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.
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