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Someone who enjoyes being fingered/fisted in their anal cavity often.
You fisted her butt? She's a "hand puppet"!
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A lonely man who has only two girlfriends, his right hand and his left hand.
A wanker.
Does Steve have a girlfriend?
Hell no he's just a sad hand rapist.
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A term for a person with clumsy hands, usually related to hand-eye coordination in sports.
Stone hands, otherwise known as Darrius Heyward-Bey Syndrome.
Al Davis: Darrius Heyward-Bey had 9 catches in 11 games last year.
Michael Crabtree: Nigga's got stone hands.
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When a girl secretively jacks off a a guy under a blanket while sitting next to her mom.
Kasey did the happy hands with Ben, but her mom figured it out and has been giving him dirty looks for days.
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When you stick your middle and ring finger inside of a woman's vagina and curl it inwards while simultaneously pressing your thumb on her clit and trying to make both fingers touch.
It can also be used as the Lobster Winch, whereas you use the same technique but pull your partner towards you.
'Dude. Last night, I took that chick back to the house and she let me lobster hand her'!
Yeah?
Yeeaaaaah!
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A natural force of nature that acts as a balancing mechanism when too much or too little of something occurs.
Originally used as an economics term, this can be also applied to any situation in which imbalance is restored to equilibrium without overt actions by someone.
After the juggalo convention began, the invisible hand of doom brought the ceiling down upon their fat painted heads.
Roy's incredibly foul body odor acted like an invisible hand repelling any person coming near him, which was fine by him since he hated people anyway.
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When you spend the night at your cousin’s and wake up in the night to your and aunt giving you a vigorous hand job.
I busted curd last night. Your mum gave me auntie hand.
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