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One who turtles proffessionally, similar to a rapist but around the back
The Manchester turtle-ist strikes again!
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when you are waiting on someone to deliver something or drop something off and they are taking for ever to show up or call back.
when murph says he will be over in 10 minutes to give you the money he owes you and still hasn't called and hour later. fucking TURTLE STATUS.
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This is the mascot for an awkward moment.
It is done by placeing your hands on top of each other, and spining your thumbs forward in a circular motion. This creats the creature know as awkward turtle.
Unlike American sign language this actually is the sign for turtle in British sign language.
YOU
"You only get Aids from sexing up monkeys"
PERSON SITTING NEXT TO YOU
"I have Aids"
YOU
"haha awkward turtle"
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to masturbate with a turtle object
Such as a turtle pencil, stuffed turtle, turtle keychain, a real turtle.
Kristen: Where's Mert?
Lafundah: Oh he'll be late, he's having turtle sex again....
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Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on urbandictionary.com as turtle head, "turtle tail" is a much better descriptor for a tapered turd that has quietly poked its way out of your posterior.
Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.
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1. Something that should never be used 2. When an awkward moment occurr, you place one hand face down in the air. Carely(very carefully) place you second hand on top of the first facing the same way. Your thumbs should now be on opposite sides and you wiggling them in a forward position when the awkward moment happens. By that point, you should probably walk away from whatever you are doing.
Bruce lee:Yeah, last week, i was taking a piss and i realized i had a wart on my penis.
ChuckNorris: I would do the awkward turtle, but im chuck norris and I'm way too cool for that and it reminds of this one fat annoying girl from high school.
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