Random
Source Code
Random
You get drunk and pick up a girl in a bar. You go to her place and fuck. You wake up the next morning with her cuddled sleeping in the nook of your arm and realize she's ugly as sin. Rather than wake her up by pulling your arm out from under her and having to face the morning reality you'd rather chew off your arm, not wake her and sneak the hell out of there.
"Man, that girl I picked up at the bar last night was coyote ugly."
that one guy who gets to hold the camera every time your friends want to take a picture
A: Dude could you take a picture
B: Sure *tries to take a selfie
A: No you can't be in it you ugly duckling
C: More like ugly fuckling
A fugly ass egghead who sucks unwiped booty cheeks and will remain forever bitchless.
Ugly Duckling is a synonym for maidenless
“Yo have you seen that fugly ass Joaquin dude”
“Yeah man he has no hoes”
What I always end up fucking after my late night “I miss you texts” to all the hot bitches fail.
Josie turned me down last night and then I ended up fucking this ugly bitch, I call her fat Francesca.