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Person of many job Hats ,someone amazing who is hard to catch or simply a very rare find that was needed
Just Unicorn LLC
That guy was a Just Unicorn, Prefect
Sexually dominant woman (usually always horny) that makes you eat out her asshole and has you begging for more of her delicious rainbow shit
Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn
to stand in as a third part in a threesome-like one-off sexual situation.
My friend wanted to knock a threesome off their bucket list, so i offered to stunt unicorn for them.
A person who is pretty much up for any kind of sexual act.
"Miranda really enjoyed watching me gargle on sauerkraut, whilst I noshed off on her chest. She's a rare find!... she's a sexual unicorn!"
All of these birthday cards are practically smothered in unicorn asbestos.
That girl is obsessed with unicorn asbestos.
Excuse me, sir, would you have any unicorn asbestos for men’s beards?
Where a male attaches a dildo on his forehead and lays on his back, while his partner (most of the times male) rides the dildo that is on his head, then bends over and starts giving the male a blow-job.
“Me and my husband wanted to try something new in bed so we tried the double unicorn,”
Bobby told his friend,“it was very pleasurable but I’m worried that if we do it more often he could start developing back problems.”
The act in which one has already thrown the 20th natural light can at the wall and rears back at their spouse in anger, then the spouse proceeds to stamp a cast iron skillet to their forehead.
- Did you hear about David getting arrested?
- No, what happened??
- His wife resorted to turning him into a Southern Unicorn Cook!