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An extravangant and lengthy way to die, involving random quirks and twists inspired by the executed's personality.
Being burnt at the stake for commiting a crime, and as you fade away from the smoke all you see is a large firestruck crashing against you.
How heroic
How tragic
What a danganropa way to die
When the toliet paper is on facing the wrong way, due to the simple oversight of some retard who put it on backwards.
I was all ready to take a nice dump, but then i found myself staring at a Wrong Way Roll.
Dang Custodians...
When your getting food on the ferry and it is way overpriced.
I went to buy orange juice in the vending machine and it was 3 f***ing dollers. This is water-way robbery!
When you hook up with two brothers... Philadelphia is the city of brotherly love after all
Last night I had a Philadelphia Three Way with the Thiess brothers... it was awesome!
Yeah
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Am I your fire?
Your one desire
Yes, I know it's too late
But I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Now I can see that we've fallen apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance, I want you to know
That deep down inside of me
You are my fire
The one desire
You are (you are, you are, you are)
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
'Cause I want it that way
Yeah
You are my fire
The one desire
Believe when I say
I want it that way
But we are two worlds apart
Can't reach to your heart
When you say
That I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Am I your fire?
Your one desire
Yes, I know it's too late
But I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say
I want it that way
Now I can see that we've fallen apart
From the way that it used to be, yeah
No matter the distance, I want you to know
That deep down inside of me
You are my fire
The one desire
You are (you are, you are, you are)
Don't wanna hear you say
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake (don't wanna hear you say)
I never wanna hear you say (oh, yeah)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
Tell me why
Ain't nothin' but a heartache
Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Tell me why
I never wanna hear you say (don't wanna hear you say)
I want it that way
'Cause I want it that way
When you unknowingly smoke laced marijuana and and you're unable to walk for 1-3 days
Me: are you ok?
Her: no I'm part way dead from that party last night
When you realize that your going the wrong way and you don't want to be embarrassed so you look at your watch or you pull out your phone and guess what... Nobody's watching you unless your in the mafia.
"I just realized that I'm Going the wrong way,"