wet the butter

to do anything with well-timed manner and grace. this can be used in almost any instance as long as said with a smooth voice and an enunciated butter..known to have derived from the northwest college crowd

Wayne Rooney really wet the butter with that shot

or

"what you up to man?"
"nothing much really, just driving around wetting the butter.."

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wet door

A very soggy entrance after fun in the bathroom

Man! Our wet door is active today!

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wet wilson

Similar to that of a wet willy. The key difference being that, instead of placing one's finger in another's ear, you place it in one of their nostrils.

- I told Ted about wet wilson... Worst mistake of my life.
- So how was it? The most violating occurrence of your life?

We broke up. She gave me a wet wilson, man!!

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wet olaf

wet olaf means wyatt oleff . yes the king himself . :))

girl : omg i love wet olaf
boy: who tf is that ??
girl : u’re stupid

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wet shoulders

slang term meaning to be intoxicated or doing drugs

"dude, look at james, he has wet shoulders, he must be on pot

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Wet noodle

Someone with a greasy perm (hair).

“Haha look at that wet noodle.”

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wet rouser

when you push out a fart that is really a loose stool.

Johnny ran to the toilet after his fart turned out to be a wet rouser.

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