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30 miles from D.C. Per capita income is $35,000 USD. At 40% Caucasian, 30% Hispanic, 22% African American, and 8% Asian; it is the most racially and socioeconomically diverse area in Northern Virginia. Rich neighborhoods like Dominion Valley, the Riding Club, Saranac, Virginia Oaks, Tullemore Estates, and Lake Manassas. Still mostly middle class. The Public School System in PWC is one of the best. Way less rich than the rest of Nova. Low income neighborhoods include Georgetown South, Coverstone, Irongate, and Westgate (manassas); Dale Forest, (F,G,H,K neighborhoods) in dale city; and East of i95. These neighborhoods are about 70% hispanic, 20% black and 10% white with 700sqft row houses/condos fitting ten people per unit. gangs are in these parts. MS13 alone has 1.5K members, Sureños X3 have 1K; and they control the area's human trafficking, prostitution, heroin, and PCP thru violence. The black gangs push coke, meth, Molly and pills into county. 202SQAD/Southside Boys are notorious. Drugs everywhere. Thousands smoking crack, shooting dope, robbing and jumping, sleeping under bridges, dying like the plague. Schools have memorial gardens for endless losses. There was a drug war in Prince William County from 2015-2016 where 42 people under the age of 25 were murdered over money, territory, and snitching. 3 federal operations in 2.5 years sent hundreds away. Weird place.
Prince William county: a mixing pot of rich spoiled brats, military brats with commuter parents, legal migrants from Guatemala and El Salvador, migrants from Vietnam and China, massive pockets or illegal immigration and criminal networks, the working class, and drug addicts.
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When a long haired man showers with a woman, neither of them dry off, and do it in a missionary position. The water from the shower drips from his hair onto her breasts like he is a warrior. In addition he usually pisses on her in the shower.
I told my woman to shower with me. I pissed on her and gave her a William Wallace.
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A baseball player from the years 1923-1987.
Fungis threw 24 perfect games, 56 no hitters and batted a .389 avg. He also hit 897 Home runs and has 34,004 rbis.
Steve- Do you know Fungis legs?
BILL- Of course good ole' Fungis Legs Williams one of the greatest gros to play the great game of baseball!
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A user on the WFigs forums, who has a strange obbsession with Petey Williams.
The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.
Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."
Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."
Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
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The full name of the lead singer/songwriter/pianist of one of the greatest bands ever, Paramore.
She was born in Meridian, Mississippi and moved to Franklin, Tennessee at the age of 13 where she met Zac and Josh Farro, Paramore's drummer and lead guitarist.
Before Paramore she was in a funk cover band with Jeremy Davis, Paramore's bassist.
She dated Josh Farro in 2005 and they broke up in 2007
Now (2010) she's dating Chad Gilbert, New Found Glory's lead guitarist.
She is a Christian.
She was nominated for Kerrang! awards' sexiest female in 2007 but lost to Amy Lee (Evanescence) but won it in 2008 and 2009
The first instrument she played was the drums.
She's 5'2'' and is called HBomb, Hayles, and Spongebob (Cause of the gap in her teeth.)
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Hayley Nichole Williams
Person 1: You mean Hayley Williams from Airplanes?
Person 2: NO, Hayley from Paramore, bitch.
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A woman's vagina that is extremely hairy, and will not stop talking (i.e. constantly queefing).
Dude, did you get with her last night?
Yeah man, but she gave me the Robin Williams Special.
Huh?
Go watch the end of the HBO thing.. you'll get it.
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A famous American orator, and three-time Democratic nominee for President. He never became President, but he dodged a bullet (literally) when he lost the 1900 election, as McKinley was assassinated one year later while shaking citizen's hands at the Pan-American Exposition in Buffalo. His 1896 "Cross of Gold" speech is his most famous speech, and probably the most quoted of his orations. Unfortunately, Bryan is remembered not for his political campaigns (he ran an anti-imperialist campaign against McKinley in 1900, and McKinley is now considered one of the most imperialistic presidents in all of American history), nor most of his orations, but the Scopes trial, in which he condemned a teacher who taught evolution in a Tennessee school. Now most commonly cited as an example of ignorant fundamentalist Christians by those who don't understand how the past actually worked. Historians, however, (including a SOCIALIST, Richard Hofstadter) have stated that it is a cruel, misconstrued view of an individual who had simply outlived his time.
Joe: " I just got a silver filling in my tooth. Damn, it hurts, but I do look pretty badass now.
Bob: "Haha, I have a gold filling."
Joe: "You shall not crucify mankind upon a cross of gold!"
Bob: "Who's that quote from?"
Joe: "William Jennings Bryan."
Bob: "Wow. I have no idea who that is. You're smart."
Joe: "Thanks, William Jennings Bryan, posterboy for obscure historical figures!"
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