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An insult to call someone if they are annoying you
Dad! You're such an annoying bird!
Any form of constant use of twitter.
Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?
Robert: Course it's the schnaz.
A Wife who coughs (signs as a bird would do) in sleep every night!
The cough is commonly caused by regularly smoking cigarettes and is accompanied with the noise of congested chest.
Cough bird starts singing after 2 or 3 o'clock in the morning!
She always magically has money to buy, and time to go and buy cigarettes. She has a bad smell on her breath and at night makes the whole bed stinks like cigarette.
Cough Bird can live off only cigarettes and coffee for days. She likes to drink white wine at night, of course with ice to make the coughing non-stop!
The neighbour's wife is such a loud "Cough Bird" that her husband is doomed and cursed to suffer from sleep deprivation!
The bird and its companion, the hat, are destined to be rulers of the world. In ancient greek, the bird is "life". If you kill the bird, there is no more bird. And if there is no more bird, life ends, as the birds attack the world, until the last human is killed. The bird will rule, and if you questions its motivations, then, oh well- bye bye you.
Respect the bird.
Or die.
The bird is life. Respect the bird.
A picture or selfie (more usually) of someone without their shirt, usually sent to a desired mate to attract them.
Cathy: Oh god Tyler just sent me a bird-shirt.
Lily: Oh shit, lemme see!
A Tina Bird is the human equivalent of a cowbird. A Tina Bird will produce upwards of 8 babies awaiting adulthood to be handed off to a potential host to raise in her stead. A Tina Bird baby will always come equipped with daddy/mommy issues, ruined credit, zero ambition, mild accountability, and absolutely no understanding of how to be an adult.
Oh girl, I hope you have a good therapist because you just started dating the offspring
of a Tina Bird.
When someone is so nervous they are overwhelmed by a firm uncontrollable boner.
When Micheal Cohen cooperated with investigators on the Russia Probe, Donald Trump was plauged by a Nerve Bird.