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Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.
Jessica: I'm running out of pads!
Taylor: Luckily it's national coochie day tomorrow!
Where all the Youtubers in The Squad have a yearly gang bang, holy fuck bro. Everyone go uh UH UH UH WOAAH.
“Ayo Andre bend yo ass over bitch, it’s National Squad Day!”
A real shithole. It’s a nation often run by ghetto thug warlords, without running water or toilets, thus a bunch of shitholes to shit in. The people are the best, but the governments are evil.
We tried to take food and clothing to the people of a third world nation, but the government seized the goods to keep their people starving because its a shithole.
a day to celebrate fuckheads (which are retards) the day to celebrate this celebration is June 12, and we can celebrate this day by sticking our dicks in the gas door of a car.
"hey andrew, lets celebrate national fuckhead day"
August 3rd... Is the day you will post, talk, and try to love you firstlove again!
Happy national firstlove day, because you are the first male I loved !
National men's day is a day to not only celebrate men but also boys for there hard work and love they give
Hey look it's national men's day oh I better till my husband/boyfriend how much he means to me
September 13th, you looked it up to prove to your dad, bf, or some man in your life that there really is a day you can torment them on their baldness. EXCEPT CANCER. If they got cancer then that's TOO far. Ladies, September 13th is your time to shine, and for baldheads to shine as well.
Me: Hey Tony! It's September 13th!
Tony: Huh?
Me: It's National Bald Day you bald baboon