bus fair ho

A whore who chills at the bus stop, and puts out for enough money to ride the bus.

I love those bus fair ho's, a $1.70 and you can get anything you want!

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cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.

Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.

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among bus sus

An among bus sus is a bus filled with sussy imposters and they hunt down crewmates.

"Fellow crewmates, run! The among bus sus is coming for us!"

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russian short bus

A sexual position, that consists of learning over a bus seat. In a bus full of people who can not speak or spell, that often lock windows.

A person having sexual intercourse on a bus full of mentally handicapped individuals, who sometimes lick windows. Russian short bus!

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Greyhound Bus Beheader

*Taken From The News Yesterday*

When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head

Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !

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Bus stop sex

A sexual act which is performed at a faster tempo than normal. A method of performing sex in which foreplay is absent. Also referred to as a "quickie". A term used to describe duration; as in "hurry the bus is coming!"

"Come on girl, how about a little bus stop sex?"

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but hey, it was on the band bus

Phrase stating that you should void what happened and it should not mean much. The band bus is merely a reference back to a bus driving home on a dark night. So making out with that girl next to you was not a big deal.

Guy: i cant believe Sarah lol
Girl: whattt?
Guy: makin out with robbie
Guy: and me
Guy: a week after me
Guy: in time
Guy: but hey
Girl: told you!!
Guy: but hey, it was on the band bus
Girl: yeah the band bus of crazy horny maniacs lol

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