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The most sexiest man has the biggest dick out of the whole group chat and gets the most pussie out of his whole friends.
Is that johnny,I heard he gets bitches unlike his friends
Someone that was born ready
Person 1: Are you ready Johnny?
Johnny: Ready is my middle name
Johnny has two definition 1. A sticky , slimy substance that stick in your panties or boxers also known as “ poop “ 2. A deadly disease that can crawl up your nose once it is sniffed.
1. “ dudes I’ll be right back I think just Johnny’d my self “ 2. “ this patient might not make it due to the johnny disease “
That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar
JOHNNY WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR
That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar
Johnny, Johnny.
Yes, papa?
Eating sugar?
No, papa.
DON'T LIE YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR
johnny is a handsome man who will always end up with a girl names tanya.
omg look at johnny and tanya what a hot couple!