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squirrel stew

squirrel stew is stew made with squirrel

"we are eating squirrel stew for dinner!"

by bee29874 March 2, 2022


Squirrel Lips

The lips of a black person.

“Damn than boy got some squirrel lips

by Numerical Wizard July 20, 2022


glowing flying squirrel

When a man is down on a woman and he breaks a glowstick in her clit and sticks his dick in and preforms helicopter causing all the glowing ink to fly everywhere spastic such as a squirrel

"Man when I was with Ashley the other night I gave her the glowing flying squirrel better than Dave!"

by TheShitFacedCockMaster February 22, 2015


squirrel twirl

When you place a squirrel on your dick then spin it.

I squirrel twirled a squirrel really fast on my dick

by Squirrel twirl May 24, 2020


squirrel nose

A powerful, vicious and all consuming itch that paralyizes one's ability to act human and behave like a squirrel for a brief moment to conquer all that is evil inside of their nasal cavity.

Kayta, you're getting squirrel nose again, drink some milk.

by Lefucktard November 17, 2015


squirrel sauce

squirrel sauce, n.: Internet-based distractions that disrupt concentration and impede efficient work flow. Coined by Carleton University political scientist Steve Seideman.

"I opened up my email and my inbox was covered in squirrel sauce."
"Please quit sending me video clips from Pajamas Media; they are mainly squirrel sauce for conservatives."
"I didn't get the bid finished because my twitter was drowning in squirrel sauce."

by I am Doctor Stones May 24, 2013


squirrel jones

the true form of god

squirrel jones is my god

by jammypop April 10, 2017