Imagine dislocating your pinky trying to get a rebound
That dude is so tough even tho he has a dislocated pinky on your right arm
One who Is the essence of epic lamesauce and uber douche-ness. A person that would give anything just to be a asshole
Arms with excessive cellulose or fat hanging from underneath the bicep. The fat is flabby and flaps like an uncooked tortilla. Expression possibly originating from from South Texas (e.g., McAllen, TX) with respect to large women grinding out tortillas in restaurants.
Dude, Sandra's got some awful tortilla arms. Maybe she could use them as a parachute like a flying squirrel.
Tom, as your wingman, I cannot allow you to go home with a woman with tortilla arms and a beer gut.
The opposite of arm candy; an unattractive date who's ultimately good for you.
"Did you see Tasha's arm kale? He's a CPA who's not addicted to cocaine. I'm happy for her."
The awkward moment when you're sat next to a stranger in the cinema, and there is a mental dispute as to who gets to put their arm on the rest...
You: "Dude my arms are really aching..."
friend: "why dont you rest them on the arm rest then?"
you: "nah, got arm rest anxiety"
means that you are a pro at winning
me: wow steve4212, you got the win!
Steve4212: so easy i doont need arms to win