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David Bak brand of clothing
-Producing james Hall
-person who stops asian gear john viacava
˜±?Fåä”õ
.Buy it.
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The violent gastrointestinal aftermath of an asian consuming a harsh spicey meal.
Hassan let out an Asian Brown Cloud so dense and caustic at Ghengis Kahn that the police had to evacuate the entire block, and the restaurant repainted the interior before reopening.
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A sex act where you cut up fruit and insert it into a vagina then proceed to eat it out of the vagina, its Asian because your eating pussy
Did you hear that they fucked last night
Yeah he said he gave her an Asian fruit salad
A deeply integrated thought process in the minds of parents.
This is when an older family member attempts to constrict your identity and choice to fit their ideals.
Expressed through the need to constrict WIFI, the ability to lock doors and the negative emotion that’s expressed when your grade drops by 1 % or the amount of effort you put into things is 1% less than Harvard graduates.
“Hey how are ya doing”
“Ug, my parents wacked me again for getting only a 94 instead of a 95 on my test”
“Ah, so Asian parent syndrome”
To crash your car into the bedroom/lounge room of an unsuspecting victims house, in turn waking them up.
Man 1: hey, why did you drive your car through David's house? You drive like an asian.
Man 2: Exactly, I gave David the Asian Alarm Clock.
Also called "No dating asian policy", a rule followed by racist Asian women who worship white men that argues dating Asian men is weird because look like their brothers.
Asian guy: Hey-
Asian girl: Sorry, I have a no asian dating policy
The Asian palm civet (Paradoxurus hermaphroditus) is a viverrid native to South and Southeast Asia. In Indonesia, it is threatened by poaching and illegal wildlife trade; buyers use it for the increasing production of kopi luwak, a form of very expensive coffee that involves ingestion and excretion of the beans by the animal.
Roxanne has a pet Asian Palm Civet. She swears that brown gold comes out of his asshole. People want to brew her pet civet's shit