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When one spreads his/her fecal matter on the inside of the handicapped bar in a restroom.
The staff at Burger King were assholes so I hit em with a Hershey Bar in the men's restroom. Hopefully they'll have to clean up shit and vomit!
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pub in glenview, hamilton, new zealand..prone to mazza's
im goin to the g bar to drink some beers bro
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When someone combines two pieces of shit, and then ejaculates onto a side of each shit, and combines them.
I would do anything for a klondike bar.
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Broke And Raggedy Hoe Outta Everything
Damn. That hoe not getting any money. She having sex with every one and still not making progress.
It's because she a Bar Hoe
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Laxers who look out the second gap from the top of their helmet. Frowned upon
Ya, he's suffering from second bar syndrome!
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The Ark Bar Olympics is some of the greatest horseplay of all time. The Inaugural event takes place in Koh Samui, Thailand, because only the Vs are going to Canada. It is when the rock lads take over the pool, get four towers of chang (3 litres) which is then put on the bar. Then in teams of 6 a relay is done where you have to swim the length of the pool, pour yourself a pint and absolutely fucking send it. Rock chants are just going the whole time, men just bleeding blue and white left, right and centre. A video is then sent to the union also. The first ever winners of the Koh Samui Cup; Ste Campbell, Dave Heavey, Johnny Fairney, Andrew Doherty and Mark Dunne got Koh Samui Cup 19 tattooed on their legs in Thai just to represent for the boys.
"Frederick are you coming with the boys to Thailand for the Ark Bar Olympics?" "Of course Jeffrey, the horseplay is just too good to miss, can I bring my boyfriend with me?"
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The stroking of both of ones upper arms simultaneously in a sexual manner.
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