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(Noun) A person who is very obese.
The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.
“You have Fat bastard-itus!”
1) Someone who lacks cheeks.
2) Someone who's lack of convex skin on either side of their lips is replaced by stone-cold realness and an uncanny ability to cause other people's minds to become concave and introspective.
3) A person who's face is comprised of strong bones, full lips, a piercing glare, sharp ears, and a chin that is ALWAYS in check.
4) Someone so real, their realness is perceived as cheekiness.
"I want you to be honest with me because I am with you" said the Cheekless bastard
"Honesty is the best policy. To lie is a pest's priority." said the Cheekless bastard
"That Cheekless bastard is a fucking llamuffaguin."
Someone who is being unlike themselves.
"dude I didnt do that, were best friends man stop acting like a billbodied bastard"
The perfect detention is Refaz The Fat bitch, Fat bastard ( A person who eats whatever Is known to exist
Refaz the Fat bastard ate ma sister
Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey
Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey
A person who is incapable of doing any sort of activity other than shovelling copious amounts of shite down his throat as cum dribbles down his tower of chins