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The act or experience of satisfying oneself with pigs and then consuming the same pig as bacon on your bread or with eggs for breakfast. This idea is based on the assumption that Tarzan considered the monkeys more as friends.
Do you know monkey breakfast ?
No.
Well let me tell you about monkey breakfast.
A brexit breakfast describes the first meal of the day that accompanies your 9 O'clock pint. Options for a valid brexit breakfast include: Traditional Full English, Steak and Kidney Pie, Egg McMuffin etc.
I woke up hungover this morning so I went to weatherspoons and ordered a Brexit Breakfast!
A secret handshake phrase for ABDLs (Adult Babies & Diaper Lovers) that's catchy and easy to remember.
Coined in 2022.
"Hey, nice sticker!"
"Thanks"
"After Breakfast Drink Lemonade?"
"Omg yes!!!"
The act of having sexual intercourse prior to the time of 12:00 pm; typically immediately after waking up.
John: What did you and Sally do this morning?
Geoff: We had some lunch for breakfast... and then I made us some hashbrowns.
When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you
Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.
When you have morning sex with a woman on her period.
She was on her period so we just had an Irish breakfast
For Adults, Some bread and jam, really thats just it. Or for a kid its a cereal.
9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.
28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.