bum's dick

to smell really bad

(walks into locker room) "man, it smells like a bum's dick in here.

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Bum Charmer

someone who uses their charm to influence people into having gay sex

E.G. A gay man who just wants to fuck you
and will do anything to do so !

MAN 1. Look over there proper bum charmer !!

MAN 2. FUCK ME lets go home !!!

MAN 1. never going this pub again !

MAN 2. its the last time mate this pub is full of fucking BUM CHARMERS !!!

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freezer bum

the worst scenario for a cold butt. It's when a case of ass cubes gets soo bad & your butt gets so cold that it actually starts hurting.

we have been out here in the cold forever! I'm so cold that I've got freezer bum!

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saggy bum

A boy with a cute, non existant or flat bum. Usually an athletic and attractive teenage boy.

"omg , look at luke's ass!"

"yeah, i know, what a saggy bum"

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jobby bum

when your bum is covered in jobbies (usually after a trip to the toilet.)

whoa man, just went to the toilet, had explosive diarrhoea and now i've got jobby bum! fml!

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Bum Squadron

A group of upto ten boys who worship one leader. The leader worships his brother, and copies him, for the squadron to then copy him. They listen to the same music, like the same clothes, go after the same love interests, but most importantly, engage in sexual activity with each other.

"Look at them lads all bumming each other. F*cking BUM SQUADRON!"

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Bum's Bidet

A public drinking fountain, in which a bum could clean his or her genitalia, inner buttocks or anus with.

that guy just got a drink of water from that bum's bidet, thats gross!

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