Fun way to say 8:00.
SALLY: Hey, Sarah, what time are you and Jeff going out for dinner?
SARAH: Ate-a-cock.
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Absolutely magnificent, the perfect specimen of length and girth. A very handsome penis.
Wow bro congrats nice dick, almost as good as Demetre's cock
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See also: prick, dick, twat, arse monkey, cock meister, cock gobbler.
An idiot of immense proportion, usually amazingly arrogant and annoying.
Also used affectionately.
Insult: (Spills your pint while dancing like a epileptic making toast in the bath) "You fookin' cock monkey!"
Affec: (You best mate shows you a polaroid of him teabagging you) "Aahhh, yah cock monkey!"
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A affectionate term used to describe extraordinarily small penis.
Aww Craig, is that your baby cock i spy!
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Andrew got a cock rocket from watching the strippper
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The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.
Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!
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