Straddle some cows

Fuck 8 big men at once

I'm gonna go straddle some cows tonight!!

Cow Boy Roy

New Zealand slang

cow boy roy is someone that comes from the south and goes to hostels cow boy roys like rodeos and bull rides they chew tobacco and spit an there spit makes metal clinging sounds cow boy roys are good mates and are cool and have cool curly hair

Person One:Look At That Kid

Person Two:Whata Cow boy roy

Cracked Cow Pat

An ugly woman

She has a face like a Cracked Cow Pat

Strategically Placed Cows

These are cows(as in the animal we eat)that have been placed by cattle ranchers strategically on large ranchlands to fertilize their fields. Also known as SPC's.

Look at all the Strategically Placed Cows, they're really doing a great job of fertilizing large expanses of Albertan prairie.

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butt cow boy

a gay guy

so how do you feel about you son being a butt cow boy

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Flip Cow Udders

Extreme version of "Flip a tit". Called "Flip Cow Udders" because cow udders are like giant tits.

Dude when She finds out He wants to dump Her She'll flip cow udders!!!

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orange cow pat

A black lady's fanny with ginger pubes

they are often on fat blacks and at night time all you can see is orange they look they look like a terry's chocolate orange

Dude:I hate black chicks

Dude 2:Yeah they mostly have orange cow pat

Dude:Dude

Dude 2:yeah

Dude:ewwww

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