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Ruler of all that is douchey; a.k.a the male race
Wow. He hasn't called me back. What a douche lord.
someone who is a total ahole and doesnt seem to realize it
1.Nobody likes corey because he is a Douche nugget
or
2.Dude why are you being such a Douche nugget?
the act of being a douche and pissing off everyone by telling them what to do
Kaan was a flaming douche when he got pissy and butt raped me on thursday
The leader of an entourage of douches who is loyally followed despite his incompetent acts of incompetence.
Matt is the Alpha Douche of Caleb, Kyle and Chris
Variant of "douche bag", which is utterly played out. A douche stain is the gooey liquid spot left over on one's panties after a thorough douche. Therefore,if one is a douche stain they are a constant reminder of what a fucking moron they are.
"Look, that guy has one of those hanging ball sacs on the back of his truck."
"What a fucking douche stain."
Any footwear worn by a Douche, Douche Bag, Douche Nozzle, et al.
Typically a Douche Moccasin can be identified more by the situation in which it is worn rather than by the type of footwear. Any footwear worn for the purposes of enhancing other's knowledge of the wearers general Douche status can be considered a Douche Moccasin.
Examples of Douche Moccasins include:
$500 basketball shoes being worn while NOT playing basketball, or while sucking at basketball, or at church/a funeral/a wedding.
ADIDAS massaging sandals worn as regular shoes.
Gators, worn for any reason