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When you are so drunk that you'll buy that $5.00 Mexican Sombrero at the bar, wear it all night while the whole time, thinking that you look so hot.
Brian got Sombrero Drunk the other night, and made a total fool of himself at 5 different bars.
Teela drunk is a level of drunkness that is beyond tequila drunk. If one is Teela Drunk, you can expect to see vomit, thongs, random guys, and the person will make no sense whatsoever. There may be some crazy dancing and loud singing. TEELA DRUNK CAN BE CLOSE TO DANGEROUS FOR THE PERSON AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
Sarah: Oh man I was Teela Drunk last night
Suzy: Yeah dude, you were a wreck!
When someone is so drunk, and desparate for a ride, that they will ride in the trunk of a car to get somewhere. Often times resulting in them passing out in the trunk- making for excellent black-mail photos!
I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!
Well you have your drunk texts and drunk dialing so this is its internet cousin. Sending messages while drunk on facebook or responding to peoples status with off the wall comments...usually sexually related.
I have to send out some apology messages since I was Drunk FiBing again last night.
When you're absolutely shitfaced drunk to the point where you're wandering around the party/bar by yourself looking for your friends which are nowhere in sight.
Did you see Jimbo at the bar last night!? He was so loser drunk he had no idea where he was!
When a man has a tendency to get belligerently drunk and sexually assault women.
Todd: Bro, why is Samantha so mad at Chad rn??
Chester: Brooo I don't know, but I think he got Kav drunk last night.
What American soccer moms call being drunk, trying to be quirky and funny, big boomer energy.
I got so wine drunk last night with my girlfriends my husband had to carry me to bed