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Chronic Dry Balls

Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.

Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.

I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.

by DarkArtificer February 4, 2017


Milking A Dry Cow

When you're recieving a handjob from a girl and she keeps jacking you even after you cum.

"Good God, Megan! You're milking a dry cow here!"
"Sorry, Mr. Chris."

by Cheesemunchy June 27, 2023


Dry my swimmers

The act of cleaning up your cum after ejactulating

After I busted a nut, I dry my swimmers

by Marleysj March 18, 2018


Dry Dick Energy

An upgraded version of small dick energy.

Assholes feel like less of an asshole if they believe the person they're being an asshole to is also an asshole. Don't let them have that.

If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.

But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.

(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.

(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)

Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.

Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.

Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.

by Some random person, idfk August 12, 2023


dry your polypros

to masturbate, particularly in a fashion that you believe to be subtle, but which is in fact blatantly obvious

Originates from an incident on a New Zealand tramping (hiking) trip: One member of the party, upon being observed to be moving his hands vigorously inside his sleeping bag, was accused of masturbating, and responded that he was just "drying my polypros." NB: Polypros are thermal underwear used in the outdoors.

"Bloody name dried his polypros in his pit this morning."
"Name, can't you dry your polypros somewhere else? I'm right next to you in the tent, mate, and I can see what you're doing."

by A. N. Outcer October 19, 2015


Brazilian Blow Dry

When a lady passes wind into your face during intercourse

Bro, last night Leticia Brazilian Blow Dry 'd me right in the face, shit was like being in a wind tunnel.

by DubSTEPZ March 3, 2016


Youngstown Dry Rub

A voluntary sex act particularly popular between cellmates in the Ohio State Penitentiary, Youngstown, Ohio. The term has since been disseminated into the local heterosexual community, although it is simply a new name for an old act.

The Youngstown Dry Rub is where a passive partner lies face down on a flat surface, and the dominant partner straddles him/her. Without penetration, the dominant partner rubs his penis between the buttocks of the passive partner, until the desired relief is obtained. As stated, this act is popular in prison, and also has varying levels of popularity as a high school "charity fuck", a relatively common payoff of female YSU students to male YSU students for help cramming for exams, or between married couples as a way to stall the husband when the wife can't be bothered.

"Thanks so much for writing my paper! Look, it's midnight and I have to go home. Can I let you give me a Youngstown Dry Rub, and I'll see you Monday?"

"I can't believe it. I took her to Carabba's for dinner, the Lemon Grove for drinks and a poetry slam, and all I got was a Youngstown Dry Rub and she shook my hand goodnight!"

"Honey, wake up! It's my birthday!" "Sorry I fell asleep....gimme a Youngstown Dry Rub and get me up at 5, I'll try to make it worth your while...zzzzzzz...."

by Willie Ray Pugh October 26, 2013