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Old White Male Climate Change Deniers - driven by financial self interest rather than anything resembling scientific reasoning
Nobody wants the Big Footed Crowing Senex to go extinct now do they?
dez the lez's mother's name for crocs
dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!
dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?
person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!
11th of April
Send someone a foot pic
Hey it’s national foot pic day give a foot pic
Walking in on people having sex.
I went into my parents room and put my foot in the custard
A man or woman that goes around with any and anybody hence batter foot (hot foot). A Jamaican term
Carl sleeps with every girl he meets. Carl is thirsty, Carl is a batter foot boi . Batter foot gal / boi
When a guy gets pissed he will call a woman this. He will say this to try to hurt our feeling seeing that it sounds worse then Slut, Hoe, Bitch
Man: Will you have sex with me
Woman: No I dont know you
Man: What ever Bitch you are just a Rusted Foot Gutter Slut...
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