Random
Source Code

Choke-Joke

A joke so funny you shouldn't drink or eat when someone's telling you it. (Or else you might choke because of laughter.)

This word just came into my head one night.

I don't know a good example cuz I'm not funny.
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Coke's a joke, Choke-Joke,
Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke, Choke-Joke.

by Levi loves soos April 8, 2017


Blonde Jokes

Jokes about a strange stereotype that started....when?

Jokes about blonde women being absolute retards are called blonde jokes.

by Someone who kinda exists July 19, 2020


Jungle Joke

A joke that is barbaric in nature and lacks sophistication. These jokes originated in the jungle where the people rely on cruelty and mean-spirit actions with no punchline and essentially teasing another individual. Children often starts off with cruel jokes (jungle joke) but eventually matures and learns more sophisticated joking skills. Some adults may never evolve and continues to use jungle jokes as a means to be funny while other adults have graduated intellectually.

Misty only understood jungle jokes so she poured paint on Lisa’s dress. Misty laughed but Lisa and her peers saw this act as cruel. Misty did not know that jungle jokes are inappropriate in certain settings.

by Birdstheword July 6, 2022


Risky Joke Day

Risky Joke Day occurs very December eleventh, Where anyone is able to tell there most risky joke scott free!

Jack: "What do you call a elevator full of gay people? A box of necco wafers!"

Jim: "Woah! That's kinda homophobic dude."

Jack: "Relax, Its Risky Joke Day."

by WDYMJean December 11, 2020


Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.

Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?

by Jfman August 9, 2018


popsicle joke

Lame jokes taken off of the good humor Popsicle sticks

That sounds like a Popsicle joke

by johnSnow November 4, 2014


Moroccan Joke Day

Every year in Upstate New York on April 24th they celebrate “Moroccan Joke day” where you make jokes about Morocco or your Moroccan friends.

Are you ready for Moroccan Joke day? I already have like 6 jokes lined up

by theamazingdick September 11, 2023