I got this definition on a mug

Now your friends will look at your mug and know you do pointless crap like go on urban dictionary, look this very definition up and buy a mug with it printed on.

Now that someone said what a waste of money, I'm wondering why the hell I got this definition on a mug.

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you've got to be shitting me

A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."

A phrase of disbelief.

Usually used in a playful manner.

Example 1: (playful)

Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.

Example 2: (serious)

Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.

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big ass got gassed!

Something people say when an overweight person attempts to do something an athletic person can do and fails miserably because they're out of shape.

Bobby: "Look at that pear-shaped dude trying to climb that rope!!"
Sean: "And he falls!"
In unison - "Big Ass got gassed!!"

New Year Got My

Something you say what your nigga is on the couch and it is also new years.

New Year Got My Nigga Chillin ON The Couch, He's Going To Be Happy When I Put My Dick Inside His Mouth. Nigga What?

got my shoe tied

To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.

Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.

Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...

The Ambulance has got it's lights on

Phrase used to convey to the current occupant of a toilet that the speaker on the wrong side of the door is in urgent need to use the faculties. Time is of the essence in order to avoid an unfortunate episode of self pollution of the under garments. To convey in the fullest sense that an emergency is in progress and the current occupant should get out of the way immediately .

For crying out loud Love, put your lippy on downstairs.....I'm stood out here and the ambulance has got it's lights on

The vecna got his ahh

A phrase to use if somebody gets hurt or dies. Can also be used in embarrassing moments.

Bruh 1: “My uncle is crippled since last week”
Bruh 2: “No way cuh, the vecna got his ahh. That’s what he gets for acting up”

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