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Now that someone said what a waste of money, I'm wondering why the hell I got this definition on a mug.
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A different way to say "you've got to be kidding me." Or "you're pulling my leg."
A phrase of disbelief.
Usually used in a playful manner.
Example 1: (playful)
Man: I have a double rainbow shirt.
Woman: You've got to be shitting me!
Man: Nah! Totally got one!
Woman: No fucking way.
Man: Way.
Example 2: (serious)
Man 1: I was waiting around to be picked up for three damn hours.
Man 2: Dude... you've got to be shitting me.
Man 1: Fuckin serious, man.
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The act of having an excessive amount of sand on ones feet/toes
"Look,chad over there is digging his feet in the sand"
"Bruh got sand feet"
To receive oral stimulation of the genitals.
Terminology came to fruition after the 6th harry potter film. Term comes from the scene where Potter's love interest Ginny ties his shoes. At that awkward moment it seems she is about to blow his trumpet, however she only ties his shoes.
Dave: So, what did you and Mary end up doing after the movie?
Johnny: We went back to her house and I got my shoe tied.
Dave: Damn, you lucky bastard, I tie my own shoes...
no I ain't got rhythm, I ain't got rhythm, I AIN'T GOT RHYTHM
(I ain't got rhythm intensifies)
Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes
Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran
Jack~ ur cats got tits
Finlay~ so does yer dad
similar to "you aint got no dough" or you dont have any money
"Ill pay, dont even worry about it"
"bruh you know you aint got no cheese"