half a s'more

When making s'mores and you don't have any chocolate you have only half a s'more

I got the graham crackers and the marshmallows but dammit I forgot the chocolate. I guess we'll have half a s'more.

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half born

To have to poop really bad. Turtle head or almost turtleing.

1) I have to go to the bathroom so bad! Man, this thing is half born!
2) Damn man, I didn't need to know that, go to the can!

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half-ass

When you sit on a seat with one cheek.

Damn, that guy there is real good at half-assing it!

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half-day

A day when it starts to snow/ice after schools starts, then the school system's administrators have to call off school early due to possibly more dangerous conditions during regular dismissal. These can be often very stressful for staff.

*While in school* "It's snowing outside everyone! HALF-DAY!!" -Obnoxious student

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Fifteen-and-a-half

The age that a girl is often most sexually appealing, but is 6 months too young to legally engage in intercourse (in Britain)

"She was fifteen-and-a-half, I mean what's six months? And she looked a lot older in that basque."

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half-dime

Half of a dime is a nickle

Look at that, he has two half-dimes.

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half stock

When you're half way down from an erection. Contrast to half mast being half way up to an erection.

I finished fucking her and now I'm half stock.

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