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when you cum in her eyes and kick her legs in then shout I'm the captain now
Oi bitch im the captain nowwwwww
when ur trying to be thirsty/a good friend but u can’t decide
B: my arm fell off and now my gf is cheating on me with my pastor
G: aww im sorry fam
A common phrase used by the Twitch streamer CaseOh to describe his current state of his stomach being vacant.
I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.
Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!
You gonna get agressive. Simple and Easy!
Carter: Pussy ass bitch!
Quantavious: Im about to get on hots. Dont play me with me bro!
something was so fucking funny, you ascended.
"HLERP IM ASCENDINGG"
if you say this you certainly meet ur end with a fork.
HER: *walks infront of a large stadium*
EVERYONE: *cheering*
HER: ahem, im da legend thanos.
EVERYONE: *jumps up and down screaming and taking their shirts off*