When a pussy is so stretched out from repeated fucks from vegetables
Oh damn Alyssa has such a pickled pussy
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The act of looking at a guys crotch and spotting penis while the unsuspecting male is wearing basketball shorts.
The hot camp counselors are here, let the pickle hunting begin
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When someoneβs COCK is very salty
Oh man last night she was on my COCK and said I had a Pickle Dick....like what???
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A male genitalia that is shaped and or colored like a pickle
Man, john has a real pickle dick
Jenny: i know right
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A woman who takes money from men for who knows what in exchange; emotionally unavailable; and always lies, cause she's taking money from someone's man.
A pickle farmer causes men to pass up on a good woman and/or ruin a good thing cause he is going after the whore he can't have.
She doesn't want the guy - she just maskes sure you can't have him.
I'm not dating Scott anymore, he is too distracted by the Pickle Farmer.
Jan broke up with Tommy. She found out he paid the Pickle Farmer $200 for a pair of her dirty underwear.
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A Demon Pickle is a uniquely disturbing creature.They can often be found stealing others snacks.The Demon Pickle can also spotted in her natural habitat:sleeping at her desk in geography class.They may look innocent at but donβt trust them.They often wear gory anime T-shirts and say things that will make you want to murder them.Also,she will ask you a lot for buffalo vagina.Also as a warning,if you are a guy with a guy friend donβt be surprised if she she the both you.She also loves calling her friends Bajwaamina as well.Her favorite song to recite is βThe Furry Rapβ.The Demon Pickle also loves imagining knives in crazy creatures called βCromiesβ.Now folks how you may defend yourselves from these ghastly creatures is wear bright clothes and be a total bitch and then they will avoid you but talk behind your back with a Bajwaamina and a Sans.
Help! a Demon Pickle is asking me for paper!
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a hipster, usually found in the village.
neon pickles are a way to rate them.
That girl gets 10 neon pickles because she is wearing a neon american apparel swimsuit in winter and big thick rimmed glasses with no lenses.
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