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Jay sought through the air in his GOOD MOTHERFUCKING MORNING
the quite opposit to Morning Wood;
Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.
Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.
Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.
A woman's vagina the morning after a night of hot sex without washing up.
Why don't you lick me in the morning? Is it because of my morning marinade?
When one of your furry friends wakes you up right before your alarm and ties you down to pluck your body hair and make a salad with it.
Yo bro whatch it Timmy's planning a morning mouf on you.
When we say Morning, it's not actually about a single word or single period of time.... But it's all about the beginning... beginning of your day, beginning of everyone's day.....
We all know "Morning shows the day"
To make your day exceptionally great, morning definitely needs to be great.
If we take this morning and day as an analogy to life and it's components, you will find everything has a beginning and an end.
Similarly, Laziness can be an analogy to the negative emotions/situations/obstacles which hold us back sometime to get out goals.
We will not talk about the end and that's not logical also, but we can talk about the beginning and can be there to make your end better.
With this thought, Morning Lazziness is born out to give your morning/beginning a fresh and energetic start with all those positive thoughts, motivation to keep laziness away from you. And all those support to make your day/life brighter.
What is Morning Lazziness?
Getting fucked over by the lazy locomotive engineer.
Damn that engineer hates us. He just gave us the morning Sanchez treatment.