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Jack Bib

a piece of cloth or paper that covers the midsection of a man to shield from seaman ejected during masturbation.

I arrived home early and caught my roommate watching porn with a Jack Bib made of newspaper spread across his belly.

by Super Stan Darsh March 18, 2011


cubby jacked

A term for when you are wakeboarding or skiing and you bust so hard you lose your board, bindings, or skis. Derived from when that bully bitch ass trick jacks your shoes straight out of a mcdonald's playplace cubby hole.

When jazzy-j hit that janky ass kicker, he slammed so hard he got cubby jacked.

by a-diggity17 May 13, 2009


jack sock

A sock used for the purposes of masturbation, often found hardened and flaking, stuffed down the side of the bed in a teenage boy's room. Also the unfortunate name of a US professional tennis player.

Not to be confused with jock sack, a Scotsman's ball bag.

"That guy's name is Jack Sock??!!"

by Jon Salat November 12, 2017


air-jacking

The motion made with one's own arm imitating a male masterbating to show a complete lack of interest or respect to someone talking.

I was standing behind my boss air-jacking while he was yelling at everyone in the meeting.

by Outlaw Redneck February 28, 2018


Meme jack

When one person steals another person's meme without a customary like or upvote

Don't you hate when someone meme jacks you and they get more likes?

by DelusionsOfAdequacy September 8, 2017


Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix February 27, 2016


Jack Merridew

A child who wanted to kill a pig and turned into a psycho And tried to kill a child called Ralph

Credits to William Golding

“Oh for goodness sake where are all of my pigs???”

Oh god Jack Merridew has been…”

by Norchi and Souja April 8, 2022