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When a group of males all masturbate while in a conga line formation.
Man A: what happened last night?
Man B: you, jim, tom, and bob all were in a jerk wagon together!
Man A:ewww..
Spilling troinoi all over your dick and having a girl sip it up
Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US
-Man Katea gave me such a great Troinoi Jerk
(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.
"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"
When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
What Xessive and dizzy do in xessive's meetings
dizzy:that was the dumbest meeting....(after being "e-jerk off"