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John Kerry is one of the toughest, smartest senators in Congress. When he's not battling the narrow-minded neocon agenda in the Senate, he's holding the Bush Administration's feet to the fire, championing the rights of the average American, speaking and writing on the environment, pushing for a swift end to the war in Iraq, pushing for extended veterans benefits, social justice, world security, fair trade, worker's rights, Internet freedom, helping small business and other important issues.
Kerry is a strong and loyal Democrat and lifelong environmentalist, who was involved in the first Earth Day in 1971, and who continues to fight for our earth over the interests of big oil. With his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, the senator has just written a book entitled "This Moment on Earth" which tells the stories of ordinary folks who are making a difference by rolling up their sleeves and doing their part to clean and protect our earth.
Kerry has also been one of the first to call for a timeline to withdraw our troops from Iraq. With Senators Feingold and Boxer, he co-authored the Kerry-Feingold Bill in 2006. Kerry has been one of the most outspoken against George W. Bush's failed policy in Iraq and was the first senator to call for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation.
John Kerry is a great man and one Hell of a senator.
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My idol. Should be everyones idol. Leader of the greatest band ever, the beatles. Cuter than Paul McCartney and wearer of little round glasses that ROCK.
John Lennon is dead and famous.
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Extremly fat bastard who likes to grab peoples necks and swing them around
"Let go of me you FAT FUCK!
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This Jimmy Johns sandwich is so good I think I came a little.
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The origin of this term is shady at best. There once was a man of legend named John who could hold more rum in his belly than any living man. For the first few drinks everything was ok, but as soon as John became drunk...there was nothing anybody could do. Murderous rampages and delightful dancing ensued as John caused widespread panic and partying through the island of Guam.
Give me another rum n' coke, I'm gonna go Drunk John on your ass.
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n. The greatest person ever created. No reason to why they are the greatest or even who the person is. Some say it is Clint Eastwood. Some say it's a boy living in Michigan. But know one knows for sure.
Hey man take out the trash for me!
No fuck off i dont gotta
Who do you think you are?! John Copter or something?! motherfucker you just might be...
You know it bitch!
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1. Uncle Jessie from Full House
2. Taking a poop, while masterbating, and eating a bowl of cereal. A variation of the Bob Saget.
I did a John Stamos after watching full house.
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