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A fuck boy type of motherfucker who
is from: a) Dallas, TX, b) anywhere in Texas north of Waco along the 1-35 corridor or c) any state west of Indiana and north of Pennsylvania and who leaves their home -either on vacation or permanently - to come down to South Texas and all they packed was their fuck-baggery.
1) This square-toed boot having, Johnny Dallas ass motherfucker is such a fuck head.
2) Wait he said that he puts fucking mustard on his what? A fucking “coney?” What a fucking Johnny Dallas.
3) If this Johnny Dallas lookin’ cocksucker says “Jersey” one more time then I’m going to Tony Soprano his ass myself.
When your thicc ass pops. You may get moody and get mood swings after.
Awe dammit, I got the Johnny ass pops again!
When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.
Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."
Me: "Johnny wants the jet."
Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"
A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.
Man I sure love Johnny o groats
Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.
Really good song by the band Men At Work, from their first album Buisness As Usual, released in 1981.
Listen to it n o w.
“Be Good Johnny is an amazing song by Men At Work, I think it's a little underrated.”
Hym "The Johnny Depp art is good actually. From what I saw it was a bunch of portraits with dynamic hair and borders. Very good."