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How to explain away a lack of evidence or facts to back up the shit you are spouting.
Simon: that new girl would definitely rather fuck me than you.
Dan: what's that based on then?
Simon: I just know, okay
a common phrase used for when you ant make it to the toilet in time or farted too hard
jerry I farted but i think i just shit myself
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Just as the founding fathers intended
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
Something Ben says when he wants to describe how he's doing something or how he normally does something - that's just how i roll man
As in being happy in a relationship at your job with a friend or just wanted to be joyful 2 yourself or to uplift yourself
I just want to be happy in this relationship
Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.
Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.
*MatPat finishes talking about his Theory* But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!
'You just got networked' is a meme from a game called Stepford County Railway. This meme is based on Class 465.
This meme is dead and please don't fucking use it in the discord server.
Fanboys: You just got networked. Tag your friends to network with them!
Someone: Shut the fuck up