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A small town filled with dipshits and goat fucking conventions. 10/10 would reccomend not living there
Hey billy you going to medicine lakes goat convention tonight? I heard they even brought condoms this time!
Virginia lake elementary was a chill ass school nobody talked shit about you you could eat your own dick and the teachers wouldn’t say anything
She must’ve gone to Virginia lake elementary she don’t give a fuck
A recreational lifestyle preferred by rural Caucasian and often involving boating, melanoma inducing tanning, and the consumption of large amounts of low quality alcoholic beverages.
While he sat in the parking lot of the Dollar General, Dale observed a woman carrying a case of White Claw, along with several children, pile into GMC Terrain with a Lake Life decal on the back window.
A small, meth and heroine infested town, located in the heart of the Adirondacks. A self proclaimed “city” with a minuscule population of about 5,000, Saranac Lake is home to some of the biggest sore losers in the adirondack park. Going as far as burning monuments down when they lose a football game. You can find local kids at the tony park skate park they constantly talk up tossing needles around like candy. Saranac natives are famous for their smug demeanor and the ability to huff their own farts and love the smell, as their shit cannot stink. They usually never leave town as the outside world is too freighting, needing to stay in a sheltered environment is key for their success. It’s well known that Saranac laker’s, much like old royal families, tend to keep it in the family for “pure” bloodlines. If you are ever looking for some great crystal meth its the place to be.
Saranac lake local: hey do you want to go down to the skate park and shoot up?
Saranac lake local 2: Oh yeah man you got any spare needles? i used my last few at the carousel last night.
When a girl is on her period and she forgot to wear a tampon/pad she's having a lake leek.
Girl1: omg I have a lake leek!
Girl2: buy some tampons.
Girl1: I'm trying!!
Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
A decent school with shitty people. 7th graders vaping in the bathroom getting caught the first week of school. emo ppl left and right. wanna be gang bangers. pe teacher is a pedophile, and the normal people there isn’t a lot of them tho. “ fake fighting is still fighting” vice principal
oh your kids go to shasta lake middle school how did they turn out