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A hillbilly term for swearing to god you're telling the truth.
Left foot on the Bible I did NOT sleep with your sister lover!
An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.
Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room
A lazily preformed handjob with your less dominant hand (most likely the left one)
"I couldn't be bothered last night, so I just gave John a lazy left"
Drinking or consuming drugs to excess. So inebriated that upon attempting to sit down on the toilet one misses and takes the left half of the seat right to the centre. Of their rear, that is.
"Broski, I just overheard that lesbian say she went left centre. She must really be pickled!"
Some person: Hey! Who left thi—
Me: Your mom
A cunt so skinny he is literally the end of your feg that you don't want to smoke
Travis you skimpy bastard get the fuck over here you absolute left a smoke
Making a U-turn while driving, with little to no regard for laws, pedestrians or oncoming traffic.
I can 100% guarantee that whether it’s walking or driving, I will be killed by someone making a Vancouver left turn