save me

I just can't deal.. This is too much... I'm stuck in a situation I can't get out of... I'm doing something that I love to do but need to stop (or take it easy) ;)

"Why can't I stop watching reality tv?? Save me!!"

" I just took three shots in a row.. Save me"

"My 15 year old sister told me she's had sex, SAVE ME!!!"

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Windows ME

A disgrace to the Windows name. It is chock full of errors and glitches.

Win ME user: Uh oh...Windows ME crashed again.
Win XP user: Install Windows XP today!

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Step on me

It is as it sounds... sadly.

I would like my waifu to step on me.

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Excuse Me

A term over used by Vickie Guerrero. As said in her whiny high pitched voice on WWE's Raw and Smackdown,

Fans: BOOOOOOOOOO
Vickie: EXCUSE ME! EXCUSE ME!!
Fans: BOOOOOOO!!!!
Vickie: I SAID EXCUSE ME! I HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY! EXCUSE ME!!!

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Against Me!

An anarcho-punk band from Gainsville Florida, who, contrary to poular belief, did not sell-out.

"did you hear Against Me! is re-inventing axl rose?"

"good, i fucking hate that guy.'

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fuck me!

A comment made when something is cool or astounding.

"Fuck me! You've got cherry pie?"

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"borrow me"

A common misconception in some areas of the United States where people believe that you can substitute "borrow" for "loan" or "lend".

Could you "borrow me" five dollars 'til tomorrow?

"Borrow me" your car so I can run on down to the store

Wanda "borrowed me" her notes so I can learn for the test

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