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wank metal

1 Similar to pussy metal, where a band attempts to sound heavy,and really really doesn't.
2 When a band is heavy but sounds so heavy it becomes boring.
3 Where a band tries and fails to emulate the unique sound of some iconic band.
4 When a band is just loud and repetative because they can't invent anything original.
5 When a musician uses a specialised instrament and just uses it normally (like having a six string bass and only using the one string)
e.g.
(1)Korn, Cradel Of Filth, Limp Bizkit, Papa Roach,Marlyon Manson, Murder Dolls, In Flames
(2)Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, In Flames
(3)Trivium, In Flames
(4)Trivium, Slipknot, Strapping Young Lad, Papa Roach,In Flames
(5)Cradel Of Filth, Papa Roach, Trivium, Marlyon Manson, In Flames

Man that band's shite they only play "Wank Metal"

I thought that would be a good gig but it was just "wank metal"

I thought you had good taste but you listen to "wank metal"

Ha you listen to "wank metal" ... Ya Wanker!!

by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006

13๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


nu metal

the newer version of metal, evolution if you will. most of numetal involves heavy screaming, and not much actual singing. numetal generally contains simple riffs, super fast drumming, and above all SCREAMING like a banchee. though not all numetal sucks ass, most of it does, ex. linkin park, limp bizkit, etc. some good numetal bands include papa roach, system of a down, story of the year(kinda sketchy here) and a little bit of slipknot, some of their good songs. in conclusion, numetal is the transformation of old heavy metal to newer rappish/rock stuff.

kid: yo homie, this limp BiZKUT cd is pimpun!
me: umm, ok?
kid:yo, check dis herr cd, wit da_
me: here, listen to this(various mixes of soad and pantera, slayer etc.)
kid:ohh...
see? he finally realized fred durst is not "pimpun" and some numetal BLOWS.

by chris JD May 31, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nu Metal

Metal your mum likes to listen to.

Disturbed, Papa Roach, Godsmack, Staind, Korn, Slipknot, Nu Metal

by Cowboss September 19, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


industrial metal

a type of music with fast drum beats and loud guitar solos.

Some of Rammstein's songs are industrial metal.

by Max September 16, 2003

40๐Ÿ‘ 117๐Ÿ‘Ž


Spack Metaller

Spack Metaller (spฤk mฤ›t'l-lษ™r)

A type of black metaller (a fan of the heavy metal sub-genre 'black metal') who takes black metal way too seriously and thinks only really badly recorded early Emperor, Burzum etc is troo and kvlt.

They're so full of hate for everyone who isn't as spack metal as them and actually worship satan whilst working at places like burger king.

If you get two or more spack metallers together they can be dangerous. They'd blow up a Cradle Of Filth gig if they knew how!

"That spack metaller who serves fries in Burger King tried to beat up my cousin for wearing a Cradle Of Filth t-shirt."

by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009

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metal shit

A term used when you're listening to heavy metal, and on the can at the same time, when you're bowel movements match the the rhythm tone of the song

I Think Chop Suey is impossible to time your Metal Shit Movements

by Dandal202 December 26, 2015

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metal mario

the metal motherfucker of mario

fuck you metal mario

by motherfucker2567889 March 2, 2018

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