when a guy eats out a girl & randomly out of nowhere bites her vagina.
Thomas pulled a mike tyson the other day.
Her vagina hurt because her boyfriend pulled a mike tyson.
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Anyone named Mike who deals/does cocaine.
Let's head over to White Mike's and get some coke.
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An amazing boy, who is sweet and funny. He eats like a body-builder, and kicks some ass in COD, and is very passionate ;) I can be myself when I am with him. I can tell him anything, and he will be there for me. Thinking of him, fills me with a wonderful feeling.
Have you met Mike Cooke?
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an everyday type of good guy. a good ol' boy with gimmick sayings to act witty. a goofball that is popular among some of the people. see psuedo-conformist. he is an everyday good guy who shops Walmart and is a giving person. he is not pretentious nor passive aggressive. if you're real, you vote mike huckabee. all the pretentious hipsters voted for ron paul and democrat. mike is caring and heart warmingly real. WE ARE REAL.
mike huckabee is a heart warming good southerner with real conservative values. We, the walmart people, are real, not fake poser like psuedo-intellectuals he may be the next president. mike huckabee is the people. mike huckabee is a hip guy. if he was black i'd call him a real gangsta.
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n.
Nickname for a loose cannon RA who spazzes at every minor infraction of the rules.
Iron Mike wrote us up for sexual harassment for using the word "testicle."
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(noun)Someone who uses frozen human feces, especially their own, for masturbation (female) or sodomy (male or female.)
That chick is a definite ice mike.
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A pretty boy who pleasures/accompanies himself with a cucumber to fill the void of his friends (peewees) he left back in jail.
Pepino mike got caught slippin with a pepino and lotion at his bedside, meanwhile watching American Me, poor guy needs all the support he can get.
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